ehh ?

yeah you guys just carry on ignoring me. not like i care or anything

(Source: delacroix)

Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible.

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” 
― Winston S. Churchill 

“Until you’re ready to look foolish, you’ll never have the possibility of being great. ”

“Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won’t be afraid of it anymore.”

“No matter where you go, there you are.”

Murphy’s Laws

1. If anything can go wrong, it will.
2. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
3. If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
4. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
5. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
7. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
8. Mother nature is a bitch. 

Ginsberg’s Theorems

1. You can’t win.
2. You can’t break even.
3. You can’t even quit the game. 

Forsyth’s Second Corollary to Murphy’s Laws

Weiler’s Law

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself. 

Sattinger’s Law

Jenkinson’s Law

It won’t work. 

Cheop’s Law

Rule of Accuracy

Zymurg’s Seventh Exception to Murphy’s Law

Pudder’s Laws

1. Anything that begins well ends badly.
2. Anything that begins badly ends worse. 

Stockmayer’s Theorem

If it looks easy, it’s tough. If it looks tough, it’s damn near impossible. 

Johnson’s Third Law

Corollary to Johnson’s Third Law

Harper’s Magazine Law

You never find the article until you replace it. 

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

You will always find something in the last place you look.

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

The other line always moves faster.

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

There’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.

When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Murphy’s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

I said to my trainer , put on more weights , he said , ‘there are no more’